Sophie Baiduri
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White Carpet and Bread
I bite people.
Emergent of The Era of Feline Mass Genocide. Over 2 years of experience biting people's faces, arms and legs, especially when they're asleep.
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Selected Projects
A glimpse into my recent work.
Drown the victim
I do these when people aren't looking, so no one will know who did it. My brother is suspicious of me but he is no threat.
Scar the victim
I love seeing red all over the place.
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Munch the victim
My hunting...I mean playing abilities are on top of the world.
Experience
Professional Biter
August 30th - 7:00am
I bit my owner's leg because I wanted her to wake up and feed me.
Sharp Teeth
August 28th - 4:47pm
I bit my brother's chin when he held me because I had the chance to. So why not?
Education
University of Top of The Cabinet
Sleeping on the highest cabinet to avoid people
University of Scratcher
Scratching
Skills
Asking my brother to go out
I like riding the bike while listening to podcasts with my brother.
Asking for food
I look at people. Then the food. Then the people again.
Sleep like I deserved it
People constantly mistake me with a white carpet.
Let's talk
Or you're next.
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